Verse 1: I have got a sweetie known as Susie;
In the words of Shakespeare she's a "wow."
Though all of you may know her, too,
I'd like to shout right now:

Chorus 1: If you knew Susie like I know Susie, Oh! Oh! Oh! what a girl!
There's none so classy as this fair lassie, Oh! Oh! Holy Moses! What a chassis!
We went riding, She didn't balk. Back from Yonkers, I'm the one that had to walk!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie, Oh! Oh! what a girl!

Verse 2: Susie has a perfect reputation;
No one ever saw her on a spree.
Nobody knows where Susie goes,
Nobody knows, but me:

Chorus 2: If you knew Susie like I know Susie, Oh! Oh! Oh! what a girl!
She wears long tresses and nice tight dresses, Oh! Oh! What a future she possesses!
Out in public, How she can yawn, In a parlor, You would think the war was on!
If you knew Susie like I know Susie, Oh! Oh! Oh! what a girl!